Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Dexter vs. Michael Weston













Dexter is a loveable serial killer.
Michael Weston is a loveable semi-ex CIA agent.
They are both immensely badass.
But the question remains: Who is badderass?
It's up to you to decide:
Post your comments and bold predictions below!
(note: you may receive an error message when you try to post. If so, just hit "post comment" again and it should work.)

FAQs regarding the theoretical confrontation:

Will Michael Weston have the assistance of his crack-squad (Fiona and Sam)?
No. He will not. Fiona will be allowed to watch and witness the fight if she so chooses. Sam will be forced to spend the evening in a bar. Barry (the money launderer) was invited to join Michael but bowed out at the last minute due to cowardice.
Can Dexter drug Michael Weston?
Yes. If he can catch him.
Can Michael Weston bring a gun?
No. But a gun will be hidden somewhere on the battlegrounds. If it is discovered, either participant is allowed to use it.
Will there be voice-overs during the fight?
Yes, both Dexter and Michael Weston are allowd to narrate the proceedings with their thick voices and even thicker ironic worldplay.